Rectal Paper Cuts – #DontBeJan


At 30, Jan has a line item on the budget for toilet paper.  When Jan was younger, spending $20 on a large pack of quality toilet paper was a big deal.  Often times, Jan would be at the grocery store with a full cart and then remembered that there wasn’t enough to spend $20 on the big pack to get the rolls at the effective price of 75 cents per role, often opting to pay $1.50 to get a single roll that would run out quickly, break leaving Jan with poopy fingers, or worse… Paper cuts.

Once Jan even went without toilet paper for a week, never feeling as fresh and clean as Jan would have liked.


When budgeting for toilet paper counts…  #DontBeJan


Do you have a money/budget story you’d like to share anonymously?  Send it to us and we’ll share via #DontBeJan



Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.